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Friday, September 21, 2007

Stupid questions get stupid answers

Will there a a LIFT in the new school?
No, there wouldn't be JUST a lift there would be escalators too!
and planes, helicopter and EVEN shover service.
All you have to do is PRESS ONE
But if you're too LAZY TO PRESS ONE
You can SAY ONE
But if you DON'T SAY ONE
You don't get what YOU WANT

How can I Join the Krisflyer Study group?
You have to be a PPS member.
But if you are not a PPS member and you want to join
all you have to do is write a 1000 word essay
but some people don't have to write an essay because
they request not to write an essay

Why yould you like to apply to be a KAMANKAZI Pilot?
because it has NO CAREER PATH!

TOLD YOU SO

Solve the question

If the atmospheric pressure of a counter converesed region is 19.68% of the average height difference between apes and girrafes and an arrow is being shot at 92.3 degrees angle flying at 56mph against the wind blowing at one third of the arrows orginal speed. ~~What is the colour of the sky?~~

DURING ENGLISH
Fill in the blanks.

Correct Answer:
It was a completely ridiculous night! The cow jumped OVER the moon and the little dog laughed loudly to see such fun.

Paul Wong's Answer:
It was a completely ridiculous night! The cow jumped OFF the moon and the little dog laughed loudly to see such fun.

6:55 pm